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paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.
William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.
paradouche by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

Paradouche

A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.
This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.

I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.
Paradouche by Jookie7 September 1, 2011

Patadouche 

Someone who owns more than five articles of Patagonia clothing.
That guy looks like a patadouche.
Patadouche by Sizeock January 27, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026