by 3729jssj282882 February 26, 2021
Get the Paolsie mug.Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
by Jrubadub July 15, 2010
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n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.
First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.
Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:
www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm
First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.
Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:
www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm
e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.
by ws May 6, 2005
Get the palsied limmo mug.Paulsie is a severe mental illness characterized by isolationism and a fanatical obsession with the fringe Presidential Candidate Ron Paul. Paulsie is a rapidly progressive illness. Symptoms usually begin slowly, comments such as "But he wants to PRESERVE THE CONSTITUTION!" may be displayed months before the later stages of Terminal Paulsie set in.
Symptoms of Terminal Paulsie are often confused for those of Schizophrenia; sufferers are usually delusional, paranoid, unpredictable, and have an almost fetishist obsession with the "Free Market". Anyone attempting to reason with an Terminal Paulsie sufferer is warned to proceed with extreme caution, as they are known to become extremely violent and irrational or babble incoherently about 9/11 if their fragile alternate reality is threatened. Once Paulsie has reached the Terminal level, there is not treatment outside of a high-dosage Thorazine regimen due to the lesions Paulsie form on the logic centers of the brain. However, if Paulsie is caught early enough, it may be possible to slow or reverse the damage through puberty or the administration of steel-toed boots to the abdomen until symptoms are no longer present.
Symptoms of Terminal Paulsie are often confused for those of Schizophrenia; sufferers are usually delusional, paranoid, unpredictable, and have an almost fetishist obsession with the "Free Market". Anyone attempting to reason with an Terminal Paulsie sufferer is warned to proceed with extreme caution, as they are known to become extremely violent and irrational or babble incoherently about 9/11 if their fragile alternate reality is threatened. Once Paulsie has reached the Terminal level, there is not treatment outside of a high-dosage Thorazine regimen due to the lesions Paulsie form on the logic centers of the brain. However, if Paulsie is caught early enough, it may be possible to slow or reverse the damage through puberty or the administration of steel-toed boots to the abdomen until symptoms are no longer present.
by Dr. Ron Paul July 23, 2008
Get the Paulsie mug.The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or don't want to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you periodically try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence you look like a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.
My sister got me a great blazer for Christmas, but i'm still pulling off the palsied chicken and it's February. Damn turkey leftovers.
by KatieMaidenName December 5, 2007
Get the Palsied Chicken mug.The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.
I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009
Get the Palsied Walrus mug.It's when the pill or fanta has kicked in and your body movements resemble that of somebody whom has cerebral palsy.
"She's palsied up bro!" Hahaaaaa
It's also before someone starts TRexing.
"She's palsied up bro!" Hahaaaaa
It's also before someone starts TRexing.
by SimSationallySound August 13, 2019
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