Paulsie

Paulsie is a severe mental illness characterized by isolationism and a fanatical obsession with the fringe Presidential Candidate Ron Paul. Paulsie is a rapidly progressive illness. Symptoms usually begin slowly, comments such as "But he wants to PRESERVE THE CONSTITUTION!" may be displayed months before the later stages of Terminal Paulsie set in.

Symptoms of Terminal Paulsie are often confused for those of Schizophrenia; sufferers are usually delusional, paranoid, unpredictable, and have an almost fetishist obsession with the "Free Market". Anyone attempting to reason with an Terminal Paulsie sufferer is warned to proceed with extreme caution, as they are known to become extremely violent and irrational or babble incoherently about 9/11 if their fragile alternate reality is threatened. Once Paulsie has reached the Terminal level, there is not treatment outside of a high-dosage Thorazine regimen due to the lesions Paulsie form on the logic centers of the brain. However, if Paulsie is caught early enough, it may be possible to slow or reverse the damage through puberty or the administration of steel-toed boots to the abdomen until symptoms are no longer present.

1. "Ever since Billy caught the Paulsie he's begun to call us sheeple and masturbate to Ayn Rand."

by Dr. Ron Paul July 23, 2008

Paulsie

Used as a nickname to refer to those that spend too much time on videogames, usually minecraft servers or roblox simulators.

"Paulsie, your opinion does not matter here"

by anonymous March 3, 2026

Paulsexual

When a person identifies as paulsexual they identify as being attracted to Sarah Paulson. Paulsexuals will bring her up in conversation as much as they can. Paulsexuals would die for Sarah Paulson. A paulsexuals habitat is stan twitter

Nobody is ever gonna be good enough for me to marry, I will always compare them to sarah paulson, I’m paulsexual

by TheOriginalPaulsexual September 22, 2019

Rob Paulsen

The most amazing voice actor ever. He's done everything from Raphael from Ninga Turtles to Yakko for Animaniacs to Pinky from Pinky and the Brain. He is Carl from Jimmy Neutron and Experiment 625 (the one who loves sandwiches) from Lilo and Stitch. He's done over 2,000 half hours of animation. He's worked for Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Brothers, the list goes on. He is everywhere. Go imdb whatever cartoon you're watching and he is probably there.

Rob Paulsen is the greatest voice actor who ever lived.

Rob Paulsen can sing the nations of the world to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance.

by meTube July 8, 2009

Palsied

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.

Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.

by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

paulsizium

Paulsizium is the name of the religion that worships Sarah Paulson.

The religion started when the founders realised they only needed 3 people to start a religion. They made a tik tok about it, and that is where the religion started. No one knows how many paulaonists there are now.....

I have a shrine of Sarah Paulson because I am a believer in paulsizium

by M8! December 21, 2020

trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

by chandizl December 16, 2008