Man 1. Damn you see that hoe being a panty popper?
Man 2. Yuck, thats gonna give me nightmares.
Man 1. That shits almost as bad as Miley Cyrus hail damage cottage cheese
Man 2. Yup, shes a dirty girl

panty popper by stinkybinky October 7, 2013

Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.

We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.

Midwest party popper by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022

The forbidden party popper

When you pull out a girls tampon while giving head, letting all the period blood flow over your face.

John: "How did your date go last night?"

Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"

John: "No way man!"

The forbidden party popper by TrypZo June 30, 2021

Party popper

When giving head to a man and you feel it pulse before he is about to cum, twirl a finger around his bum hole and gather up about 10 hairs and at the exact moment he cums, yank that little rope ....... the party popper

He said he liked a mix of pleasure and pain so she surprised him with a party popper

Party popper by Potty Mouth Wayne December 1, 2021

Party popper

It refers to a person who comes to a party and his behaviour is so inappropriate that he spoils the party for everybody else.

A long time ago,after we finished the fifth grade we threw up a party,but I destroyed it,not on purpose.I was a party popper.

Party popper by BlackPohatu January 6, 2017

The Party Popper

While receiving a blow job, discretely stuff confetti and/or glitter into your butthole. When you are ready to ejaculate pull out and aim for your partner's eyes. While your partner is temporarily blinded, turn around, spread your butt cheeks, and fart directly in their face. This should expel the colorful contents of your butthole with enough force that it will explode all over your partner's face, much like a Party Popper. If performed correctly the glitter and/or confetti should adhere to the ejaculate you previously plastered on your partner's face. Sit back and enjoy the masterpiece you've created.

I gave my girl The Party Popper last night. Her face looked like a birthday cake.

The Party Popper by Jarett Kills November 3, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026