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Pants Pylon
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An
unwanted erection
,
usually
manifesting
itself while in school or at church.
Every day
during studyhall,
whenever
Melissa was nearby I suffered
the worst
Pants Pylon.
by
Mudknuckle Circus
November 17, 2013
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