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1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"
Pandy J by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014
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Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
J-Panda by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

panty jams 

Music that douche bag"bros" put on to get women in the "mood"
Music associated with uncoordinated gyrating.
Can be defined as R. Kelly, Usher, and any other lame R & B type of slow jams.
People that like panty jams usually put panty jams as their ringtones.
Kevin likes putting on panty jams to get bitches horny.

Chino has panty jam ringtones on his phone.
panty jams by Mingmingcherry August 20, 2007

panty job 

When your GF takes off her moist panties and puts them on you prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that panty job."
panty job by redneck kicker January 19, 2008

Panda-Jerk 

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.
"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"
Panda-Jerk by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Panty Job 

When a woman rubs her vulva (or butt) along a man's erect penis which is inside the panties she is wearing.
I wanted to have intercourse with her, but she said she would only give me a panty job; which was fine because I filled her panties with cum which got all over her crotch to the point she had to take them off.
Panty Job by Half-Breed September 27, 2009

Panty juice 

Liquid that builds up in a womens panties from getting turned on.
Lori had plenty of panty juice in her underware after an hour of dry humping on the couch
Panty juice by Phenks November 24, 2018
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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