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1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"
Pandy J by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014
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Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
J-Panda by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

panty jams 

Music that douche bag"bros" put on to get women in the "mood"
Music associated with uncoordinated gyrating.
Can be defined as R. Kelly, Usher, and any other lame R & B type of slow jams.
People that like panty jams usually put panty jams as their ringtones.
Kevin likes putting on panty jams to get bitches horny.

Chino has panty jam ringtones on his phone.
panty jams by Mingmingcherry August 20, 2007

panty job 

When your GF takes off her moist panties and puts them on you prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that panty job."
panty job by redneck kicker January 19, 2008

Panda-Jerk 

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.
"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"
Panda-Jerk by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Panty Job 

When a woman rubs her vulva (or butt) along a man's erect penis which is inside the panties she is wearing.
I wanted to have intercourse with her, but she said she would only give me a panty job; which was fine because I filled her panties with cum which got all over her crotch to the point she had to take them off.
Panty Job by Half-Breed September 27, 2009

Panty juice 

Liquid that builds up in a womens panties from getting turned on.
Lori had plenty of panty juice in her underware after an hour of dry humping on the couch
Panty juice by Phenks November 24, 2018
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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