Panda-Jerk

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1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.

"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"

Panda-Jerk by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

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Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

Panda jerk by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

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Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.

Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.

Panda Jerk by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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