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Pandemic P

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs
Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night
by marcfont September 20, 2020
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The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.
"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"
by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021
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Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.
My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell
by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021
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Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'
Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.
by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020
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Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.
After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020
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pandemic pricing

A term for the phenomenon of rent costs decreasing all over the United States due to COVID-19.
It has been so crazy since pandemic pricing has arrived, we’re able to rent a two bedroom apartment in New York City for $4,995 whereas before it was easily $5,300!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
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Pandemic Paranoia

An “over the topresponse to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.
Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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