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Pandalade 

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.
1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!

Pandalove 

Pandalove is a special kind of love. It's when you love someone so much that you can't even describe it, when you know that you wAnna spend your life with that someone, when that someone always knows how to make you smile and how to make you happy. It's the biggest love in the world. It can be also used a a verb.
J pandaloves P.
P is the pandalove of my life.
Pandalove by JK11793 October 20, 2011

PandaDePanda 

Some retarded chinese nigga who's absolutely fatherless
Crybo : Yo where's PandaDePanda
Alch :Idk but I hope he hangs himself
PandaDePanda by AIchmist February 22, 2022

pandaface 

A totally sweet/rad little chica who's utterly adorable and somewhat resembles and panda.
"Annie (very cute girl) your such a pandaface. I luv u!"

pandalifestyle 

Financially free and living life in your own terms.
Used by many who found the formula to generate money online
"I was living paycheck to paycheck until I clicked that link in bio and started living the pandalifestyle." money

pandalarium 

a party or raucous festivity where the majority demographic consists of pandas or close phylogenic relatives of pandas. "when pandas go crazy"
This table is in a state of pandalarium.
pandalarium by pacman13 September 12, 2014

Pandagate 

n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.
Student 1: So, did you hear about Pandagate?
Student 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Pandagate by AndyBolt December 23, 2004