Panda Behaviour

Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.

Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?

Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...

by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025