The giant penis monster, a powerful minor diety. Lives in the Godland. Stays drunk for many days. Is known to erupt from football fields. Due to events leading up to it becoming a god, it has taken a liking to teaching chemistry; it becomes hard with knowledge, spewing said knowledge over students. Ken Jackso La, the false prophet, was defeated by the Panaca. Blaine Manning is the accidental child of the Panaca and Vagana. For the Panaca's origin story, see Story of the Panaca, Vol. 1.

"Praise be to the Great Panaca!"
"The Panaca will rape you if you don't be careful."

Panaca by Randallus July 4, 2008

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Pancecake

another term for muscular canal extending from the cervix to the opening at the vulva. Sperm are deposited in the pancecake during intercourse. It is also through pancecake, that the baby is delivered (cake canal).

used to be called a "cookie"

man i sure want to eat at her all you can eat pancecake breakfast!

gawd my pancecake is dripping with syrup,and sperm.

tiffany's pacecake looks like a saint bernard tried to swallow a shoelace

Pancecake by Tr3bNJamieMadeThis December 29, 2007

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pancacon

A breakfast food made by a strip of bacon and then pouring pancake mix over top of the strip, making it part of the pancake.

"Yesterday my gorgeous wife made me pancacons for breakfast."

pancacon by Omnicrola April 21, 2010

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panacake

Annu says it panacake juluana says it pancake panacake is the correct way to say it

Its panacake not pancake

panacake by Sioioioio August 21, 2016

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