Paluch is that act of one man initiating conversation in a public restroom. It is usually unexpected, unwanted conversation when at the urinal or in a stall. The act of being paluched is usually induced by the consumption of alcohol, thus the majority of paluching occurs in bathrooms inside bars or restaurants. However, similar instances occur at other locations, with the most awkward being that of that of the workplace (not necessarily induced by alcohol, as stated above.).

That man paluched me while I was minding my own business in the stall.

I was just paluched while releaving myself at the urinial.

I hope I don't get paluched while taking a piss this time.

Paluch by cam848484 February 13, 2008

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Papuchi

An alpha male whose womanising skills would make Don Juan look like an average frustrated chump, and who once said - "Yeah I use fake tan, but so does Tom Cruise!".

When Papuchi encounters a hot lesbian, he's not turned on by the fact that she's a hot lesbian, but rather that he's so good, he can turn her into a heterosexual.

Papuchi by Zeus P May 2, 2008

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Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak

1. my name

2. stfu
3. Osama is alive

Person1: Hey Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak! ur name is like Thomas the Train!
Me: Stfu nigga. *pulls out the glock and shoots down the block*

Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak by Revveio May 6, 2023