Paluch is that act of one man initiating conversation in a public restroom. It is usually unexpected, unwanted conversation when at the urinal or in a stall. The act of being paluched is usually induced by the consumption of alcohol, thus the majority of paluching occurs in bathrooms inside bars or restaurants. However, similar instances occur at other locations, with the most awkward being that of that of the workplace (not necessarily induced by alcohol, as stated above.).
That man paluched me while I was minding my own business in the stall.
I was just paluched while releaving myself at the urinial.
I hope I don't get paluched while taking a piss this time.
I was just paluched while releaving myself at the urinial.
I hope I don't get paluched while taking a piss this time.
by cam848484 February 13, 2008
by not-a-peasant February 15, 2016
verb: to play the part of the arsewipe in any online forum; especially by regurgitating bigoted, racist twaddle.
by Elmo April 8, 2005
by Yolodude1234 February 23, 2017