Palo Verde High School 

Also knows as Palo or Palo Verde. A magical place in Las Vegas, Nevada where kooks and pogues go to school together and learn how to cheat. The kooks (made up of 50% mormons) live in the Paseos area, drive brand new cars of all kinds and go to Newport every weekend because anything is possible with daddy’s money. The pogues drive the nastiest shitboxes you’ve ever seen and for reasons only God knows are feening before 7am and stinking up the parking lot smoking that good ganja before class. Don’t expect either groups to know how a 4 way stop works or what a speed limit is. But expect a biannual hardlockdown/shooter scare. The stuco kids are all kooks and hold rituals so don’t go near their room unless it’s during lunch when they sell snacks. Their rival school is the entire rest of the valley. Brenden Urie also graduated from there.

Guy 1: Did you just see that Jeep full of white girls hanging out the windows blasting Lil Uzi Vert go by?

Guy 2: Yeah they must go to Palo Verde High School

Palo Verde High School by Okallat, the strange April 29, 2023