He is the
definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his
amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very
funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of
beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please
don't let him
rush he will fall in the void trying to
jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.
