Paisit

Greek word meaning (Fat). Typically a huge fucking loser

Have you seen paisit, hes a huge fat ass

by Paisitfat October 28, 2018

Pazsitzky Effect

The realization that with little to no effort you can substantially improve the comfort and quality of your every day life (or conversely you've been making your life unnecessarily difficult and annoying). Many times involving a paradigm shift from doing things how you were raised to do them.

I had a pretty big Pazsitzky Effect today. Girlfriend asked me why I always drag my charger around the house instead of just putting one in every room where I use them. No idea why I hadn't just bought a bag of them years ago, but it's nice not having to pack up every time I change rooms!

by Boomshalock December 25, 2020

pisitb

It stands for 'pee is stored in the balls.'

Me: Damn I gotta go to the washroom to empty my balls out.
Khoa: What are you talking about? Urine is stored in the bladder.
Me: Wdym? Dr. Sum Tin Wong and his associate Candice proved that pisitb in his latest research paper.
Khoa: Who's Candice?

by donttouchmynonosquare July 21, 2021

pawsitive

When your cat is sure of something

Human - Hey kitty are you sure you didn't kill that bird
Cat - I'm pawsitive

by mongwong December 25, 2019

Painite

Someone that’s hard to find. You don’t just look for them, you just stumble upon them. When you do you’ll think to yourself “Wow they’re the most precious and beautiful thing put on earth” and you just can’t seem to let them go the more time you spend with them.

“She’s my painite, I can’t seem to let her go”.

by KarzSk8 April 11, 2021

Pisit

noun- a word to describe a the ultimate gentleman with an edge. the nicest jerk you'll ever meet. charismatic, charming, a flirt. witty, clever, quick on their feet, loves to make people laugh. displays a level of high intelligence. cares too much to a fault.

"He is such a pisit. he's such a jerk but you can't help laugh, just the way he will charmingly insult you."

by C0rona February 6, 2010

Parisite

Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.

Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!

by fags-in-the-shower July 16, 2008