Pahlen

Dumb, piece-of-shit, rednecks; they are all nothing, but talk and haughty attitudes. Claim to be the best, love to act like the best, but deep down, they know they are nothing.

What a loser, they must be a Pahlen.

by WhiteRosesRed May 21, 2016

Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

by librarianmike February 12, 2013

peter palen

to be aroused by politics and economics

I got Peter Palened by this times news article last night

by bigmac12345 March 10, 2017

Tim Pawlenty

- former governor of Minnesota

- your high school guidance couselor

- guy on Brawny logo

"...Tim Pawlenty, who you may recognize from his previous jobs as former governor of Minnesota and your high school guidance counselor." - Stephen Colbert

by skillcosby88 September 12, 2011

Palentine

When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.

Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine

by Lols for kails January 24, 2019

paulene

Fun and cheeky female with intense sex appeal. Extremely funny to talk with as she is full of jokes.

Paulene is hillarious

by Tinkabelle October 4, 2018

Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020