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BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE 

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

muscle pussy

A hybrid of a power bottom and a bodybuilder; a guy who has a very muscular body and a slit like butthole that somewhat resembles a vagina in appearance due to extensive and frequent penetration by larger than average dicks, sex toys, and/or fists.
An insatiable thirst for lifting weights and swallowing large objects with his asshole has turned Greg into a muscle pussy.
muscle pussy by GapeFFactory October 17, 2019

muscle pussy

A vagina on a body of substantial muscle. Women bodybuilders, and especially female/trans persons on steroids, create the juxtaposition of masculinity and femininity. A pussy graduates to "muscle" status when it looks like it can put anything that gets close to it in a head lock.
- Wow look at the huge bodybuilder; he must have 22" arms!

- Dude, that's a chick; don't you see that muscle pussy?
muscle pussy by cmusc June 29, 2014

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026