Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'dhurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."