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To have sex with a woman; to participate in hard intercourse
I'm going to pummel her so hard.
We were up all night pummelling
pummel by Lee Tulloch April 7, 2005
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to physically desecrate/destroy the vagina of a female
Common to shout during or after a fiece and/or rapid sexual encounter.

Woman: MY VAGINA'S ON FIRE!!!!
Man : You just got pummeled.
pummel by digitalevil1 December 13, 2009
A Fitness Freak who gets enjoyment from intense workout to the point of sickness, all in the name of being shredded
You gunna Pummel today?
Pummel by whaddado November 3, 2016
“Pummel is so silly!!”
Pummel by Ezekielplush 😱😱 June 26, 2023
Everyone needs a Pummel in their life to put glitter in your boring life. Pummel is not just a name it's a personality trait. Pummels are unice!!!
Person 1: „Do you see that girl right there?“
Person 2: „Yeah she's such a Pummel“

Pummel meanwhile:„I eat rainbows and poop butterflies 🦄🌈🦋“
Pummel by pummel the unicorn March 21, 2022

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

Pummel Speed 

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Pummel Speed by goldenfinch September 18, 2017
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