PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) Share definition Flag A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food. "yo bro do you want a Jalapeño" "nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) " PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) by ntdny October 14, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch