Premarital sex

I guess you have to be prepared to die.

- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

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Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.

James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex

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When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

by Greentesties June 11, 2019

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A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022

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The word means:

1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else

1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...

Person Two - What did you say?

Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!

by Clubmeber August 19, 2008

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