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Pounds Around 

The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.
Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"
Pounds Around by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012

Pounds baby, pounds 

To reinforce or establish in conversation the correct measurement is in pounds, not pieces or any other measurement system.
Lemme tell you somethin’ pal.
I’m benching at least 350. No problem.
You’re benching 350 pieces?
You better believe it,
but no… 300 pieces?
What the fuck are you
talkin.? pounds baby, pounds!

Pounds Vag 

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".
"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"
Pounds Vag by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Pounds up 

A gambling game played which involves 2 or more people taking turns to throw their own coin against a wall. The objective being to get their pound as close to the wall as possible. Whoever gets the pound closest to the wall wins all the coins played in the game. This game is most commonly played by young people aged below 16 years with their friends.
Michael won £2 after playing Pounds up with Jacob and Jonathan.
Pounds up by Street definition March 8, 2020

Pounds from 

"Pounds from" is something like
when you have to do something and
you don't care much about the feelings of the other people.
"Pounds from my brothers, cause I need to leave." means "Sorry for my brothers, but I have to leave (now and I don't care of what you're saying!)."
Pounds from by Hard Buddy July 2, 2005

pounds on deck

Pounds on deck
Instead of stacks on deck, pounds on deck! First used by Soulja Boy while he was in Europe.
Tallyho nigga! Pounds on deck!
pounds on deck by Caiti333 March 2, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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