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PORCELAIN DOLL

Ok so we're a good team! But we aren't finished yet! The PORCELAIN DOLLS AKA WEIRDOS ARE RUNNING! HUEY AKA THE ENTREPRENEUR IN HIDING GOT SHOT WITH AN AK-47 THIS MORNING BY ME AND THEN BY BROWNIE AND THEN BY MAXIMILLIAN AND THEN BY JOHN DALLAS! OK SO WE ALL PLAYED OUR PARTS AND THE PORCELAIN DOLLS WILL PERISH!
Gee that Glen Austin and his son Damien are the Porcelain Doll Gang! Respec! Don't give em an inch! That's sexual for ENTREPRENEURSHIP!
PORCELAIN DOLL by DinkyDiAussie September 3, 2018

Porcelain doll sex 

The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.

guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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