Ponker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All ponker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players' cards.

"I just made millions on stonks and I'm ready to play some ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"

Ponker by Bilzernian July 19, 2019

Pinker Ponker

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.

Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.

Pinker Ponker by Shella Bella February 19, 2011

Fudgey Ponker

Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.

Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.

Did you see that fudgey ponker on fb?

Fudgey Ponker by Kcole86 February 12, 2023

Pinker Ponker

Pinker Ponker is the pig in popular game "Five Nights At Pinker Ponker's" made by HeyGuyCalculator On Itch Io

go download FNAPP to see pinker ponker

Pinker Ponker by goldnnn January 9, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026