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"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"
ponker by sparkneon October 7, 2005
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A very smelly fart. Used primarily by little lions
P.u! exclaimed Simba, smell that stinky ponker!
ponker by umfufu July 4, 2011
Related Words
Matt you ponker!
No chance you ponker!
ponker by w1NN1e January 13, 2005
Ponker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All ponker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players' cards.
"I just made millions on stonks and I'm ready to play some ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"
Ponker by Bilzernian July 19, 2019

Pinker Ponker 

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.
Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.
Pinker Ponker by Shella Bella February 19, 2011

Fudgey Ponker

Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.

Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.
Did you see that fudgey ponker on fb?
Fudgey Ponker by Kcole86 February 12, 2023

Pinker Ponker 

Pinker Ponker is the pig in popular game "Five Nights At Pinker Ponker's" made by HeyGuyCalculator On Itch Io
go download FNAPP to see pinker ponker
Pinker Ponker by goldnnn January 9, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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