poking

When you're making out and your boner pokes your girl or boy if you're into that.

I was poking my girl when we we're making out

by Awesome_Justin May 13, 2017

Poking

v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow

My boyfriend was poking me in the butt as I was trying to fall alseep.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Poking

to insert fingers into the vagina in a thrusting motion.

Girl:Mark tried poking me last night.
Girl2:OMG, did you let him?!
Girl: Of course!

by breadandjam March 29, 2012

poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking

1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS

by Luminati February 27, 2017

poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.

Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.

by MmmVomit April 16, 2014

Poking

The act of walking and playing Pokemon Go while being oblivious to your surroundings.

The kid was poking when he got hit by that car.

by tabcarman July 12, 2016

Poking

In RTS games, “poking” refers to repeatedly selecting a unit, eventually making them say different “annoyed” lines in place of regular lines for dialogue. It simulates that the unit you are clicking on can feel it like being tapping on the shoulder and gets annoyed because of how often you do it. It was first coined by the Grunt in Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, where he yells it aloud when you sometimes select one.

Grunt (Warcraft: Orcs and Humans): Stop poking MEEE!!

Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!

Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!

Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.

British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!

by Texting Error November 26, 2019