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poisoned 

We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
poisoned by exitflagger April 30, 2008

poisoned 

1. To be intoxicated by alkaloids, carcinogens, or radioactive substances.

2. To be loved by the Queen.

3. Ultimate Assassin's very own castrator of out of control males.

4. 'The most wonderful girl in the world.'

5. 'Pure awesomeness.'
'Hey guys,
Who's up for Vegas?'
poisoned by Poisoned January 10, 2004

poisoned 

a p2p application for the Mac OS X operating system.
no example needed.
poisoned by Dickie Moist January 12, 2004

Poisoned apple 

An attractive person with a bad personality.
Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.
Poisoned apple by Nodules August 1, 2012

poisoned chalis 

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.
The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.

Poisoned turd 

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Poisoned turd by dr ben March 3, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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