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Piss My Fucking Pants Off
replaces LOL, LMAO, LMFAO.
:)
maddy: omg, look at this girls pictureeee.
jenn: HOLY SHIT. PMFPO.
PMFPO by jayteeboo November 30, 2010
Words you can keep
Pronounced PimFpo. This is when you're Pissing You F$#*ing Pants Off.
Johnny said the greatest joke, I was literally PMFPO!
PMFPO by Morfio September 8, 2021
Related Words
PMFPO PMPO pmfo PMFP PMPOL PFPO PFPOW Cycle PMFAO PMFHO pmfpl
When Bill Hopp JR. thinks something is hilarious, the term PMFAO will be given in place of "LMFAO"
PMFAO: Popping My Fucking Ass Off.

Bill likes popcorn so much, he has to "Pop" his ass off.
Bill Hopp JR. looks at a GFS Snow map in the middle of January. It shows a 3 foot blizzard for Baltimore.

"PMFAO he says! It's going to happen because JB mentioned it earlier"
PMFAO by Dah Weather G July 28, 2013
a frequently used acronym used mainly during instant messaging conversations after something extremely hilarious has occured. the meaning is simply; pissing my freaking pants.
Samantha: you know i don't speak spanish you dirty cuban
Melinda: PMFP! that was so funny!
PMFP by Samantha Horneff November 11, 2006
Pulling my fucking hair out, reaction to something/someone that is frustrating or irritating, frustration of getting nowhere
Unhappy computer user: This PC refuses to start even after trying out everything possible. PMFHO!! Help needed guys..
PMFHO by gaga1988 November 21, 2011
Peeing my pants out loud.
When Sarah threw her cat (Graham) at Parker, I was totally PMPOL.

PMPOL by CurrDC January 13, 2008
a superduper word that is used to display the action of pissing in ones pants. if you use this, you are pretty freaking cool.
Carmen: i like to picture Jesus as a mysterious badger.
Elizabeth: dude im totally pmfp right now
PMFP by Melinda Perez November 11, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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