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PMDSFDYT by Cant Be The One July 10, 2022
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PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018
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pmds by Nickr Pubin August 14, 2018
PMDS
Pre Match Drinking Session
Alcoholo abuse used to get into the 'mood' before a big match. Its origin has been know to be found in European football.
Supposed to be done in a group, but can be done alone, although that is for losers.
Alcoholo abuse used to get into the 'mood' before a big match. Its origin has been know to be found in European football.
Supposed to be done in a group, but can be done alone, although that is for losers.
Jeroen: Matchday! When dous the PMDS start?
Klaas: Right now Jeroen, right now *opens 6-pack at 10:00 AM*
Klaas: Right now Jeroen, right now *opens 6-pack at 10:00 AM*
PMDS by Linkshandig November 22, 2022
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