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PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) 

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
A disease that small dick crackas like yourself understand. Big dick niggas are immune.
Connor: Hey nick, do u have PMDS
Nick: no, I’m a big dick nigga
pmds by Nickr Pubin August 14, 2018
Pre Match Drinking Session
Alcoholo abuse used to get into the 'mood' before a big match. Its origin has been know to be found in European football.

Supposed to be done in a group, but can be done alone, although that is for losers.
Jeroen: Matchday! When dous the PMDS start?
Klaas: Right now Jeroen, right now *opens 6-pack at 10:00 AM*
PMDS by Linkshandig November 22, 2022

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026