PITAP 

Acronym for Pain In The Ass Princess, a woman who thinks she is a princess but is a major annoyance

My Girlfriend is a PITAP
My Wife is a PITAP
My Daughter is a PITAP

PITAP by The first PITAP December 21, 2010

Pinapple

you were looking for pineapples but you typed it as Pinapple

Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.

Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead

Pinapple by big peepee man123 October 7, 2019

pinaple 

the word pineapple spelt wrong

this man 1: wow i really like this pinaple
man 2: you spelt pinaple wrong
man 1: oops lol
man 3: you guys are talking irl how did that happen-

pinaple by dopeshow69420 November 18, 2020

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.

Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!

PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

pinaple 

You misspelled pineapple

Jared: Want some pinaples?
Bob: you misspelled pineapples

pinaple by Bruhmoment67 November 29, 2019

pataphor 

An extended metaphor that creates its own context.

Created by Paul Avion and based on Alfred Jarry's science of 'pataphysics (the science of that which extends beyond metaphysics), a pataphor attempts to create a figure of speech that exists as far from metaphor as metaphor exists from non-figurative language.

Also, when an idea seems to take on a life of its own.

An assumption based on an assumption.

2 degrees of separation from reality.

"When the new teacher snubbed me, I thought it was because I failed the test.

When I learned the teacher hadn't seen me, I realized I had been thinking in pataphor, creating an assumption based on an assumption."

"That's all in your mind, fool; strictly pataphor."

"Because string theory is speculation based on ideas that are themselves speculative (i.e., theories of general relativity and quantum mechanics), quantum calculations are, increasingly, not describing an actual reality, but are mathematical pataphors." See also pataphysics.

pataphor by JBlum December 9, 2008

Pinaplles 

You just misspelled Pineapples. Get off the Internet

Sharon: How were the pinaplles?
David: Did you just misspell pineapples?
Sharon: Yeah haha, sorry my bad, autocorrect.
David: Dude, we're talking right now...
Sharon: *rolls foot*
David: Do NOT ever roll my foot again...

Pinaplles by WillYourNarrator September 23, 2021