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PISTOL PETER 

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"
PISTOL PETER by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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