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aka .. tripod, peg leg pete, also chinese version .. huan ung lo ... one day phallicus was walking down the street & he tripped over his phallus
PHALLICUS by phallicus July 10, 2012
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phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.
Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.
phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Quantum of Phallus 

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.
I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.
of, or pretaining to the penis.
Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!
phallic by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

phallus fromage 

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma
The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.
phallus fromage by BzzMxn January 24, 2019

phallusmonger

An expert on the subject of penises, dongs, woodies, willies, doodles, dicks, erections, Johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other assorted phallic objects. Also cocks.

A phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. See urologist, or gay pimp.
Willy gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
"Doctor, I saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and I think she wasn't clean... I think I might have a problem with my-"
"I'm afraid I'm not qualified to help you in that department." said Doc Johnson. "Here's a referral to see the phallusmonger."
He handed John a slip referring him to one "Woodie U. Wan" in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. Willy cringed. "Is this some kind of joke? Couldn't you just, y'know, give me some pills or something?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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