PGFAW is an acronym for: Perfect Gargoyle Footed Amazonian Womban
The most harmonious & beautiful womben you will ever meet in your entire life will have feet that are calloused and cracked (resembling the skin of a Gargoyle) from Earthing & walking barefoot all day long.
Amazonian because she will have ankles that are thick & burly like an ogre. Fists that are big & strong like a caveman's club. Fingers as beefy as Jimmy Dean sausage links.
A gentle and kind variety of the female species. She showers those that she truly cares about with kindness & affection.
XXX WARNING XXX These types of womben are so healthy & virile that they are sexually insatiable. They push men to their limit always wanting more.
You will massage her feet because you Love her. Embracing the jaggedness of her heels with every application of lotion.
If you want to top off your salad you take a cheese grater to her heels & scrape away. Endless supply just like Olive Garden!
The most harmonious & beautiful womben you will ever meet in your entire life will have feet that are calloused and cracked (resembling the skin of a Gargoyle) from Earthing & walking barefoot all day long.
Amazonian because she will have ankles that are thick & burly like an ogre. Fists that are big & strong like a caveman's club. Fingers as beefy as Jimmy Dean sausage links.
A gentle and kind variety of the female species. She showers those that she truly cares about with kindness & affection.
XXX WARNING XXX These types of womben are so healthy & virile that they are sexually insatiable. They push men to their limit always wanting more.
You will massage her feet because you Love her. Embracing the jaggedness of her heels with every application of lotion.
If you want to top off your salad you take a cheese grater to her heels & scrape away. Endless supply just like Olive Garden!
Brad: Hey Harold what kinda chicks are you into man?
Harold: Ohhh dude i've been really into those PGFAW's lately! Here check out this feet pic! *shows picture on phone*
Brad: Dang that's gnarly man I need me one of those! Does she have any friends?
Harold: Trust me bro you won't be able to handle one of these. It's difficult to please a chick who is never satisfied.
Harold: Ohhh dude i've been really into those PGFAW's lately! Here check out this feet pic! *shows picture on phone*
Brad: Dang that's gnarly man I need me one of those! Does she have any friends?
Harold: Trust me bro you won't be able to handle one of these. It's difficult to please a chick who is never satisfied.
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