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PGFAW is an acronym for: Perfect Gargoyle Footed Amazonian Womban

The most harmonious & beautiful womben you will ever meet in your entire life will have feet that are calloused and cracked (resembling the skin of a Gargoyle) from Earthing & walking barefoot all day long.

Amazonian because she will have ankles that are thick & burly like an ogre. Fists that are big & strong like a caveman's club. Fingers as beefy as Jimmy Dean sausage links.

A gentle and kind variety of the female species. She showers those that she truly cares about with kindness & affection.

XXX WARNING XXX These types of womben are so healthy & virile that they are sexually insatiable. They push men to their limit always wanting more.

You will massage her feet because you Love her. Embracing the jaggedness of her heels with every application of lotion.

If you want to top off your salad you take a cheese grater to her heels & scrape away. Endless supply just like Olive Garden!
Brad: Hey Harold what kinda chicks are you into man?

Harold: Ohhh dude i've been really into those PGFAW's lately! Here check out this feet pic! *shows picture on phone*

Brad: Dang that's gnarly man I need me one of those! Does she have any friends?

Harold: Trust me bro you won't be able to handle one of these. It's difficult to please a chick who is never satisfied.
PGFAW by floating_anchor6148 September 3, 2025
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Piece Of Fat Ass Work. Similar to a POBAW, but morbidly obese rather than bald. POFAWs also tend to be ginormous females with tattoos on their asses.
As I was getting off the elevator with Sam, she spotted an Executive across the hall and stampeded over me to get to him, breaking my hip and leaving a hoof mark on my neck. What a POFAW!!!
POFAW by Tell_It_Like_It_Is October 31, 2007
Related Words
PGFAW pffawg POFAW
pretty fly for a white guy. white guy
Lia:"You see him?"
Mariah:"Yea, hes pffawg!"
pffawg by liab00 December 15, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026