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pee pee toucher 

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.
pee pee toucher by sealion8 January 7, 2009

PEE PEE TOUCHER 

Child molester that enjoys touching little boys “pee pee’s”. Also known as a CHOMO short for child molester.
watch out for that guy in the van with a mustache he’s a pee pee toucher.
PEE PEE TOUCHER by BigTony89 March 2, 2020

Pee pee toucher 

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.
Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.
Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

peepee toucher 

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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