patient 

Showing patience; someone who is able to wait for a long period of time with little or no complaint, despite obstacles and difficulties. Considered a virtue. Someone who dosen't bitch as often.

Jennifer: Wow, we got lost for three hours in San Diego in the hot sun and Alan didn't complain at all!

Kate: Wow, what a patient guy! unlike most of the population who bitch a lot.

Jennifer: I know....bitches!

patient by FabGonz May 29, 2009

patient 

A client of a medical clinic.

Does not turn up for appointments.

Turns up without an appointment.

Makes appointments.
Changes appointments.
Does not turn up for appointments.
Complains about payment.
Does not pay for appointment.

Terrorises clinic staff with loud, angry outbursts.

Terrifies other patients with inappropriate anecdotes.

Refers other patients.
Process starts once again.

An impatient patient who saps the patience from patient clinic staff.

patient by mownie March 31, 2010

Patient 

A way of referring to a person who may be showing simptoms, signs of being a simp.

A patient, like simp, is someone who puts themselves in a submissive position for coochie.

We hope to find a cure soon.

"Damn, Seb was being such a patient, he was displaying simptoms everywhere."

"Do you think it's best for the doctors to step in?"

Patient by Dextrosity February 24, 2020

patient 

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.

10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.

patient by JMC70 January 18, 2017

Patient 

A female fuck buddy, employing that she is going for a dick appointment (sex)

Yo dude did you make Bianca your patient? She totally wants An appointment with you.

Patient by Jack I Goff October 29, 2019

Patient 

A person you would usually see in a hospital or a doctors office
Or is a person who can wait for a long time

And for you nerds out there, “Patient” is a scrapped remix composed by Toby Fox for the song “Doctor” from Homestuck. It later then got remixed into Another Medium for Undertale, which is what Toby is most well known for

Guy 1: Wow, that guy must be really patient
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s been sitting in the doctors office for 5 hours now!

Patient by SJPrower August 24, 2022

Patient Zero 

Patient Zero is the first human infected by a new or recently discovered viral or bacterial outbreak. They usually have the most basic, least mutated form of the disease, which may either make them invaluable to medical efforts or completely useless. They can also often be used to determine where the disease came from.

Becky in Contagion was Patient Zero

Patient Zero by Snowskeeper April 3, 2013