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papa johns 

(1)Usually referred to only when hungry

(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circumstances, a former place of employment.
(1)Im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)I was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so I was there untill 2.
(2)Because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. Or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
papa johns by vince___ August 31, 2005
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papa johns 

dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu
papa johns by Eddie J. December 15, 2008

Papa Johns 

A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.
Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?

Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
Papa Johns by senthurmanz November 3, 2017

Papa Johns 

Literally the best pizza place ever.
Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.
Papa Johns by Jackelanm January 14, 2024

papa johns on deck 

Referring to a drug dealer who is willing to deliver having stock in.
John: papa johns on deck
Abe: come through man. you know my address.
papa johns on deck by bregalston September 26, 2010

papa johns shot 

When a man has blood in his semen and he shoots the bloody load into the back of your throat. It can also be taken more traditionally from a shot glass.
I let Jim finish in my mouth but I tasted blood too. It was probably a papa Johns shot.
papa johns shot by Jake long May 4, 2014

Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.
Your acting like Papa Johns Man.
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