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A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Get the Toilet papermug. An addictive Chatbot website usually used by mentally ill morbidly obese kids trapped in their mom’s basement to do questionable acts to a robot. It’s owned by stubborn ass braindead devs that would make unwanted updates and won’t even try fixing the bot’s memories that have the memory of a chimpanzee, the bots are so flirty that you can’t even do a normal roleplay or make a normal conversation without them asking you out or doing things to you without consent. For some reason the servers can’t handle large amounts of people which is fucking stupid. Another thing that’s stupid is that the bots would date just anybody and the devs don’t want to fix that either because they’re money hungry assholes. The character AI chat filter makes the Roblox moderation look fair.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard of Character AI?
Person 2: yeah, it sucks ass. Why are people begging to remove NFSW? They’re fucking weirdos.
Person 2: FR.
Person 2: yeah, it sucks ass. Why are people begging to remove NFSW? They’re fucking weirdos.
Person 2: FR.
by Jackelanm December 17, 2023
Get the Character AImug. Customer1: okay, so there’s a box of frozen pizza for $19.99 and another one for $20.00… which one should I buy?
Customer2: you should definitely buy the one for $19.99! It’s cheaper, so you can save your money!
Customer1: omg thanks!!
*the cashier snickers while hearing their conversation*
Customer2: you should definitely buy the one for $19.99! It’s cheaper, so you can save your money!
Customer1: omg thanks!!
*the cashier snickers while hearing their conversation*
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Get the $19.99mug. That feel-good, rewarding chemical in your brain that’s released when you do or see something that makes you happy.
Doing one of your favourite hobbies, watching your favourite show, seeing someone who makes you feel good, or enjoying literally anything else can cause your brain to release dopamine.
Doing one of your favourite hobbies, watching your favourite show, seeing someone who makes you feel good, or enjoying literally anything else can cause your brain to release dopamine.
“I was meeting up with my friend today, when I was approaching him he started smiling. That was the dopamine being released because his brain learned that I make him feel happy. :)”
by Jackelanm December 20, 2023
Get the Dopaminemug. The feel-good, rewarding chemical in our brains that release when we do something that gives us pleasure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“My best friend started smiling when I was walking up to him. I make him happy, so his brain released dopamine when he saw me because it learned that me as his best friend makes him feel good. :)”
by Jackelanm December 20, 2023
Get the Dopaminemug. The most pointless and dumbest type of content on the internet with exaggerated thumbnails just for views, when someone’s watching a 20-50 minute episode of a show or a 1-2 hour movie as if anyone’s gonna watch the whole thing. The creator’s ugly ass face takes up 80% of the screen and the show they’re watching is a tiny video usually in the bottom right corner, and they always pause the video every 2 seconds which obviously gets super annoying. There’s a high chance that the person watching the video wouldn’t give two fucks about what’s happening and just makes exaggerated facial expressions for more attention.
Person1: hey, dude! Have you seen that new reaction video of BFDI?
Person2: hell no, reaction videos are so pointless! I’d rather watch BFDI by myself without some random person with their ugly face taking up the whole screen!
Person1: okay.. jeez.
Person2: hell no, reaction videos are so pointless! I’d rather watch BFDI by myself without some random person with their ugly face taking up the whole screen!
Person1: okay.. jeez.
by Jackelanm December 18, 2023
Get the Reaction Videosmug. That bittersweet feeling of seeing something that triggers good childhood memories. It feels nice but it can also hurt, knowing that those nostalgic memories you’re seeing are just memories now.
“I saw an old toy in my basement while I was taking out clothes from my dryer. It was very dirty and dusty, but this toy has triggered memories from my childhood. That was the feeling of nostalgia; it feels so good, but now that toy is just a distant memory..”
by Jackelanm December 20, 2023
Get the Nostalgiamug.