Jackelanm's definitions

SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

Dopamine

The feel-good, rewarding chemical in our brains that release when we do something that gives us pleasure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“My best friend started smiling when I was walking up to him. I make him happy, so his brain released dopamine when he saw me because it learned that me as his best friend makes him feel good. :)”

by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

Dopamine

That feel-good, rewarding chemical in your brain that’s released when you do or see something that makes you happy.

Doing one of your favourite hobbies, watching your favourite show, seeing someone who makes you feel good, or enjoying literally anything else can cause your brain to release dopamine.

“I was meeting up with my friend today, when I was approaching him he started smiling. That was the dopamine being released because his brain learned that I make him feel happy. :)”

by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

Nostalgia

That bittersweet feeling of seeing something that triggers good childhood memories. It feels nice but it can also hurt, knowing that those nostalgic memories you’re seeing are just memories now.

“I saw an old toy in my basement while I was taking out clothes from my dryer. It was very dirty and dusty, but this toy has triggered memories from my childhood. That was the feeling of nostalgia; it feels so good, but now that toy is just a distant memory..”

by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

School

A building that looks like a prison which teaches you things in the worst way possible. You walk to the same classes every day, learn shit that you’ll never use in the real world, and do extra work at home after being in a prison for 6 hours straight. The guidance counsellors are shit, the system is shit, and so are some of the teachers. If an actual problem is going on, the teachers don’t do anything. But if friends are making fun of each other for jokes all of the sudden, it’s a problem.

Friend1: oh my god! School was horrible today, I got suspended because me and my friend were making jokes about each other for fun, I only have 30 minutes to finish my 293 missing assignments this weekend, and my guidance counsellor told my mom about what I said to him!!

Friend2: that’s school for you!

by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

$19.99

A price stores use to trick people’s brains into thinking it’s so much cheaper than $20.00.

Customer1: okay, so there’s a box of frozen pizza for $19.99 and another one for $20.00… which one should I buy?

Customer2: you should definitely buy the one for $19.99! It’s cheaper, so you can save your money!

Customer1: omg thanks!!

*the cashier snickers while hearing their conversation*

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023