P9/11

when parents come above your shoulder to watch what r u doing on net/social n/w site.
PARENT ALERT

hey, dude it P9/11
T2YL.

P9/11 by MJ india January 8, 2009

p911 

Parents are here! Don't type something you wouldn't want them to see.

Mike: So tell me more about yourself.
Sue: I'm 5' 2", eyes of blue, huge
Sue: P911
Mike: After you calculate the ideal stochiometric ratio, how much of which what reagents should be added to properly oxidize the reaction?
Sue: In a constant volume process?
Mike: Yes.

etc ...

p911 by Derek Chang May 4, 2005

P911 

A phrase to let people know that your parents are around so to warn them to not say anything that might get them mad.

Yuyu800 : So like i made out with Vicky last night!

Snap_and_pose24 : DUDE! Wet or just a peck?

Yuyu800 : WET! ALL THE WAY!!!!

Snap_and_pose24 : P911

Yuyu800 : So did you do your history homework?

Snap_and_pose24 : Yes it was very enjoyable!

Yuyu800 : Yes, indeed!

P911 by mootyay June 3, 2008

P911 

Parent alert

Sorry, i have a P911,bye!

P911 by Curuț :-) January 28, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016