parent 

1.the people who act like they own you and can ground you whenever the fuck they want for no reason

2. the assholes who take your hard earned money out of your bank account to give to your older sister. because your money was just "sitting in the account anyways"

3. people that use the "because i'm the parent" excuse

kid:mom i got a B on my test!!!
mom:you're grounded!!
kid:but why?
mom:because i'm the parent

parent by kissmysass1 January 26, 2011

parent 

Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.

Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.

parent by parents suck May 17, 2008

Parent 

Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).

Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.

Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?

Parent by EverybodyDanceNow. March 22, 2011

Parent 

Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.

Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!

Parent by Confused... July 7, 2010

Parent 

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave

Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent

Parent by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

PARENT 

a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.

sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARENT by todd lissner July 15, 2006

Parent 

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

Parent by OneDayYoullLearn August 23, 2012