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Parents are here! Don't type something you wouldn't want them to see.
Mike: So tell me more about yourself.
Sue: I'm 5' 2", eyes of blue, huge
Sue: P911
Mike: After you calculate the ideal stochiometric ratio, how much of which what reagents should be added to properly oxidize the reaction?
Sue: In a constant volume process?
Mike: Yes.

etc ...
p911 by Derek Chang May 4, 2005
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A phrase to let people know that your parents are around so to warn them to not say anything that might get them mad.
Yuyu800 : So like i made out with Vicky last night!

Snap_and_pose24 : DUDE! Wet or just a peck?

Yuyu800 : WET! ALL THE WAY!!!!

Snap_and_pose24 : P911

Yuyu800 : So did you do your history homework?

Snap_and_pose24 : Yes it was very enjoyable!

Yuyu800 : Yes, indeed!

P911 by mootyay June 3, 2008
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p911 P9/11
Sorry, i have a P911,bye!
P911 by Curuț :-) January 28, 2015
when parents come above your shoulder to watch what r u doing on net/social n/w site.
PARENT ALERT
hey, dude it P9/11
T2YL.
P9/11 by MJ india January 8, 2009

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026