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Standing for post wank sadness period, the period of depression guys sufferer after a belter of a tug.
Chris: what’s up with Ryan

John: he’s in a p.w.s.p
Chris: really?
John: yeah he’s just been jorkin it for hours
P.W.S.P by BIGE123 March 26, 2024

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

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A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief
Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.
N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

P.O.W.'s 

Prisoners Of War.
You're supposed to detain them,not fondle their butt-tocks.
P.O.W.'s by Forest Gump May 10, 2004

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. 

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.
jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!
Paws stands for a premarital anime watching session. This is usually used ironically by non-watchers to make fun of people who do watch anime. Watching anime together is usually an activity done once you are married and paws are looked down upon.
“Hey dude wanna come over this weekend and have a P.A.W.S”
P.A.W.S by Andrewburk February 9, 2020

L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E

lanz will love puja way more than she will ever
its proven by here
and its a fact
and you cant say nun ab it
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E and thats a fact
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E by jhon guy August 8, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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