P.T.W 

An acronym that best defines the (proffesional time wasters)
in all their glory. The word acts as a label used in retail to describe the fuckers that ask for a 3 page quote, but never return to buy.

Ryan :Hey Neil, don't waste your time on that Fuck-head he's a total P.T.W !

Neil :Thanks for the heads up man, i almost quoted him !

Ryan: That's what friends are for, dude!

Neil: should we kick his ass...?

P.T.W by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

P.T.W. 

Stands for Perfect Toking Weather. This is when weather outside is at optimum levels to enjoy a shisha smoke outdoors. Usually this is around 17 degreesC, however can vary based on sun exposure.

“It’s looks nice outside, shall we have a smoke?”

“No, it’s only 16 degrees so not P.T.W. just yet”

P.T.W. by FM67 May 5, 2024

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. 

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S 

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream

Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m 

pin me to the wall and make out with me

pls p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m <3

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m by ranporealwife August 29, 2023