P.T.W

An acronym that best defines the (proffesional time wasters)
in all their glory. The word acts as a label used in retail to describe the fuckers that ask for a 3 page quote, but never return to buy.
Ryan :Hey Neil, don't waste your time on that Fuck-head he's a total P.T.W !

Neil :Thanks for the heads up man, i almost quoted him !

Ryan: That's what friends are for, dude!

Neil: should we kick his ass...?
by Ryan Neil September 07, 2006
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A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.
Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!
by light bearer666 August 16, 2009
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P.T.W.

Stands for Perfect Toking Weather. This is when weather outside is at optimum levels to enjoy a shisha smoke outdoors. Usually this is around 17 degreesC, however can vary based on sun exposure.
“It’s looks nice outside, shall we have a smoke?”

“No, it’s only 16 degrees so not P.T.W. just yet”
by FM67 May 05, 2024
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