Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.
Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
by BIGDICKNICK April 7, 2014
A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
by Pat the Bunny December 15, 2008