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oxymormon 

a term used to describe a person who follows the ways of Joseph Smith but tries really hard to be something else and fails miserably. Some examples-- Mormon Slut, hard Drinkin Mormon
A feminist mormon is an oxymormon
oxymormon by NeverSummerRyder January 25, 2008
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Oxymormon 

A Mormon who follows their religion but says stuff that contradicts their religion.
"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
Oxymormon by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016

Oxymormon 

A member of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormon Church) who is either a liberal and/or progressive in their political views.
John: "Hey did you hear that Elder Christensen is voting for Obama?"

William: "Yes, he is such an Oxymormon."

politics progressives liberals left democrats
Oxymormon by Anonym912 January 17, 2012

Oxymormon 

One of any faith who states they belong to a religion, but frequently goes against that religion's own beliefs.
Bro 1: Did you hear Cathy is on birth control?
Bro 2: Yeah, but isn't she Catholic?
Bro 1: Well, I guess she's an oxymormon now.
Oxymormon by MARLOWMAX2000 September 28, 2012

Oxymormon 

A Mormon who follows their religion but says stuff that contradicts their religion.
"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
Oxymormon by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016

Oxymormon 

Oxymor^on = covert

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narcissist = wolf in sheep’s clothing

A person who in their pious disguise, claim a god fearing humility yet maliciously hurt others for their personal gain AND expect to be wholly accepted into heaven because they are completely unaware they are who they are. I might know one or two of those.
The oxymormon bishop humbly preached his sermon of repentance after he committed illegal crimes.
Oxymormon by Boooyaaa! March 2, 2018

Oxymoron 

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.
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Holy war
Oxymoron by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017
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