Oxted School

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A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.

I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv

Oxted School by 3ddie1098 October 5, 2019

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Oxted school

Oxted school is a large school in Surrey, full of inbred discombobulated gremlins and boys who think there on badness constantly ( their not). Be careful if your caught in oxted any time after 3:15 as the backwards students infest the town gassing out oxted with there vapes. Russell’s sexy xxx

“Do you like oxted school” “no.”

Oxted school by Russelbond!! January 7, 2023

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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