A small town located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter...
You get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like sluts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers as trouble-making yobs.

Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park...

But that doesn't stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the UK.
And yes, you've guessed it... I live there...
"I'm just going to go down to Oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train"
"Okay, but just make sure that you're back before dark. You don't want to be raped by chavs, do you?"
by CyberElectric January 05, 2005
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A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.
I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv
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im pretty sure everyone loves oxt
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