Skip to main content
A small town located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter...
You get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like sluts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers as trouble-making yobs.

Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park...

But that doesn't stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the UK.
And yes, you've guessed it... I live there...
"I'm just going to go down to Oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train"
"Okay, but just make sure that you're back before dark. You don't want to be raped by chavs, do you?"
Oxted by CyberElectric January 5, 2005

Oxted School 

A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.
I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv
Oxted School by 3ddie1098 October 5, 2019
Related Words
Oxted School • Oxted • outed • ooted • Oxledus • oxters • OATED • OHTED • Oited • opted

Oxted school 

Oxted school is a large school in Surrey, full of inbred discombobulated gremlins and boys who think there on badness constantly ( their not). Be careful if your caught in oxted any time after 3:15 as the backwards students infest the town gassing out oxted with there vapes. Russell’s sexy xxx
“Do you like oxted school” “no.”
Oxted school by Russelbond!! January 7, 2023
Old slang from the Isle of Man meaning an armful. It’s not used much nowadays but it refers to the amount of wood for the fire, packages, that you can carry under, or with, one arm.
Open the door I’ve got a double oxterful of wood for the fire.
Oxterful by AKACroatalin January 10, 2017

Oxtercock 

To tie up with hands and feet stretched wide apart.
Handcuffs seemed like a fun idea till he oxtercocked me to the bed with several pairs.
Oxtercock by Wendy Benways July 27, 2009
A very rich person
Its Otedola with the money
Otedola by Oliver779 January 4, 2018
Im Oxteir
oxteir by Oxteir February 18, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
Load more