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A small town located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter...
You get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like sluts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers as trouble-making yobs.

Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park...

But that doesn't stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the UK.
And yes, you've guessed it... I live there...
"I'm just going to go down to Oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train"
"Okay, but just make sure that you're back before dark. You don't want to be raped by chavs, do you?"
Oxted by CyberElectric January 5, 2005

Oxted School 

A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.
I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv
Oxted School by 3ddie1098 October 5, 2019
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Oxted school 

Oxted school is a large school in Surrey, full of inbred discombobulated gremlins and boys who think there on badness constantly ( their not). Be careful if your caught in oxted any time after 3:15 as the backwards students infest the town gassing out oxted with there vapes. Russell’s sexy xxx
Do you like oxted school” “no.”
Oxted school by Russelbond!! January 7, 2023
Old slang from the Isle of Man meaning an armful. It’s not used much nowadays but it refers to the amount of wood for the fire, packages, that you can carry under, or with, one arm.
Open the door I’ve got a double oxterful of wood for the fire.
Oxterful by AKACroatalin January 10, 2017

Oxtercock 

To tie up with hands and feet stretched wide apart.
Handcuffs seemed like a fun idea till he oxtercocked me to the bed with several pairs.
Oxtercock by Wendy Benways July 27, 2009
A very rich person
Its Otedola with the money
Otedola by Oliver779 January 4, 2018
Im Oxteir
oxteir by Oxteir February 18, 2021