Mike: I ooted like 5 roxi's last night and was so fucked up I puked five times.
Jordy: Did you have blue boogers all day?
Mike: Hell yeah, they look nasty. Im never getting ooted again.
A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.
I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.