oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority

Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?

oxford dictionary by the handle October 9, 2014

Oxford Dictionary

What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.

Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.

Everyone: k

Oxford Dictionary by Retarded21 January 4, 2019

Oxford Dictionary

The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.

Eminem does not carry the Oxford Dictionary, he carries the supreme Urban Dictionary.

Oxford Dictionary by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024

The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.

John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"

The Oxford Dictionary by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

Built-In Oxford Dictionary. 

A vast and strong vocabulary.

That nerd has a Built-In Oxford Dictionary.

Built-In Oxford Dictionary. by EyeForEye December 31, 2024

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October 

During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.

Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October by xboxplayer10431 October 3, 2023

Oxford English Dictionary 

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.

"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."

Oxford English Dictionary by Luddz January 31, 2015