Oxford Comma

Also called a Serial or Harvard Comma, it is a punctuation used immediately before a grammatical conjunction. Ezra Koenig, Rostam Batmanglij, Chris Tomson, and Chris Baio (Oxford Commas are used between the names.)

But the preppy indie band Vampire Weekend also uses the term to refer to a white, preppy guy from Oxford, as "comma" has also been used as slang for an obnoxious white person.

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

by Kylieeeeeee. April 25, 2008

Oxford Comma

A sexual position in which both parties are laying on their sides, bodies in the shape of commas. In order to be classified as an "oxford comma", this must be performed with someone who is attending or has attended an Ivy League institution.

HARVARD MAN 1: Hey man, how was that party last night?
HARVARD MAN 2: Dude, I oxford comma'd the shit outta that girl.

by Tylaire June 19, 2020

oxford comma

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.

so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.

by magnitogorsk May 2, 2010

oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

by former TRU employee October 6, 2013

oxford coma

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

by Idontposthere July 11, 2016

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019